up up down down – future worlds

i’m sorry to say, but this really happened. it was a sad day, and i lament the fact that i have to re-live it everyday when i see this comic.

my only question is: where do the kids go now? maybe they go to bars and get drunk. this is what you’ve done, civilization, you’ve made kids drink. if only you could leave the arcades of my past open, then we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

up up down down – electronic cage

well i use both iphone and android, i won’t lie. i also really enjoy watching the flame wars play out on the various forums, where people love the platforms as if they were a significant other.

related to this is a comment on apple’s store’s walled garden: electronic cage. you should read it, if only to chortle at the correctness.

up up down down – initial d: kart technique

The comic is an homage to Initial D much like Peter Jackson’s King Kong was an homage to King Kong. Maybe you don’t like homage or thinly veiled bestiality. But in my mind there are two types of people in this world, those who love drifto, and those that don’t know it exists.

i love initial d. and as such, i love this comic. i would say more, but really, you should just read the awesomeness.

up up down down – real wind

i can’t really say it better than it was said:

These days, good just isn’t good enough, and if you want to create hype and ensure sales you’ll need the best adjectives in the English language. The best-of-the-best, without a doubt, is “magical” and mentioning it a few dozen times has recently been proven to be an effective sales strategy.

That shady fellow on the street? He’s actually quite enterprising–if you encounter him, don’t be surprised if he’s resorted to the same tactics…

i’ve met a few people selling magic on the street. unfortunately i can’t remember much after buying the magic. i think a wall opened up, and i ended up in an alley, one that possibly had quills, owls and wands.

angry birds for blackberry

i really can’t help but link this, because it’s fucking awesome.

http://twitpic.com/2p0n7v

up up down down – accio dyspraxia

a new comic has emerged. you might have noticed a pattern here. it’s hidden, in a sea of data, but because i’m nice i’ll give you a hint: there’s a new comic every wednesday.

today’s comic pokes fun of my hero: harry potter. he’s so dreamy. by proxy, it also pokes at daniel radcliffe.

it’s called accio dyspraxia. it’s possible those words don’t make sense to you right now. but if you read it, they will.

up up down down launch #2 – fake

today is up up down downs launch #2. the comic is “FAKE” and while that may seem like the second launch is not real, i assure you it is.

i don’t really use twitter myself, not anymore. there used to be a suckfail on there, but he said some things. some things no man should say. and so he was deleted, though apparently twitter will forever hold the name, in hopes of his return.

up up down down – cabbagepatch

another up up down down comic arrived yesterday. it is my favorite comic that has been created yet, possibly because it contains child peons, or possibly because of the drinking. also i can see into the future so i know about upcoming comics. this one is called cabbagepatch.

you should read it.

up up down down launch – darkstrigers

today a new comic is on the web. it deserves your eyes. it is called up up down down.

the latest post, and only so far, is darkstrigers. here’s a snippet from the post with it:

Sexy female human tiger hybrids from the future that are so good at online PC games they play with one hand? Yeah, it’s a legitimate concern.

This is the first strip we finished, and it’s mostly a reproduction of an actual conversation. When the comic began Sophy and I had designed a couple of characters with sketches and outlines, and I was walking around a shopping mall wishing I could steal this MSN conversation I’d had with Terrence because it would make a great comic. That was seven months ago. I feel the solution worked out well.

some funny shit. more to come.

terrible

look at this picture. just look at it.

that’s right. this is the kind of sludge i have to navigate my way through these days. i feel sorry for all the small kids who don’t know any better. it was better, at one point.

you know, hollywood, just because someone can make a movie, doesn’t mean they should. i could make a movie. it would involve parachutes and flying llamas. it may also contain golden penises ejaculating all the money i’d steal from pepsi by putting their logo on the side of my levitating schlong.

please. make a good movie. perhaps a sci fi? oh wait, avatar. i forgot about that. well, make the movie for tomorrow, when i have nothing to do. that would be great.